I'm Indian. I make trees appear out of nowhere. I break out into song and dance sequences. I sing in a high pitched voice. It rains wherever I go.

[[Russel Peters explains the typical formula for a Bollywood Movie]]:

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Our version of a Napoleon Dynamite Trailor:

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Matchbook Romance, Eisley, A7x, MCR, Flaw, The Spill Canvas, Placebo, Bollywood :D, MSI, Tori Amos

::Bollywood::, Rang De Basanti, Fanaa, K3G, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, DDLJ, Darr, Main Hoon Na, Dil To Pagal Hai, Kal Ho Naa Ho, Salaam|Namaste, Veer-Zaara, Baazigar, Koyla, Hum Aapke Hai Kaun, Dushman, ::Hollywood::, SAW, SAW II, The Ring, The Sweetest Thing, Legends of the Fall, Scary Movie, Serendipity, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darco, Meet the Parents, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles

South Park, Mind of Mencia, Will & Grace, Friends, Degrassi, Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Whose Line is it Anyway>

The Namesake, A Fine Balance, Sister of My Heart, Nectar in a Sieve, Boy Meets Boy, Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Othello, Pride & Prejudice, The Lovely Bones